It’s your first time, so I’ll show you what to do First, lick my princess butt plug, taste it’s stank on your tongue. Shiver, knowing what’s coming next. I lay a lovely, thick turd on my white futon–and tell you how to eat it, working your way through the length of the fudge dragon. I also order you to clean off my filthy butt plug, proving to you that my shit tastes delicious as I lick it myself I have filet mignon quality shit, babe. It’s why I’m everyone’s favorite scat queen, and a mega feeder. Next, you’ll suck off the shit stains from my couch, and then lick them clean off my ass, too!
Don’t you worry piggy–it may seem a bit weird at first, but before you know it, it’ll feel like something you were always meant to do, and that’s because it’s true. Piggies like you LOVE shit.